THIS IS AN EMERGENCY ANNOUNCEMENT TO ALL THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN IN CONTACT WITH ASKPETITEPUPPETEER IN THE LAST TWENTY FOUR HOURS AS OF FRIDAY, APRIL 18, 2014
I recently got word that she’s gone missing. Her parents are worried and they have no way of contacting her. Please, those in the Yorktown, VA vicinity keep a look out for this girl. Her name is Celeste Rone, she’s eighteen years old and is about 4’9” tall. She was last heard of today, April 18th 2014 at 12:50 PM EST. If you know any information on the whereabouts of Celeste or have spotted her, please contact me right away via submit box or email me at firstname.lastname@example.org. Please spread this, she’s one of my closest friends and I just want her to be safe and happy at home. I don’t know where she is, but I hope that someone who knows where she is sees this and tells us right away. We’re so worried, Celeste, please come home.
can we talk about how hannibal just stepped away, revealing will behind him, like god damn fucking murder husbands i swear
REALLY, REALLY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
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well, hold on to your hats, because this app, silencer, is functionally tumblr saviour for the entire internet.
this is a goddamned godsend. i’ve tried it out with a few annoying and triggering terms, and it works like a fucking charm. spoilery tweets about what happened on last sunday’s breaking bad? gone. incessant royal baby facebook posts? evaporated. i literally cannot express to you how happy this app makes me and how helpful it has been.
it also comes with custom “mute packs” - sets of buzzwords about popular events or spoiler-prone tv shows that you can just automatically mute, and voila, your twitter and facebook feeds are clean.
i wouldn’t be making this post unless i was dead fucking serious about making sure that you all have this in your lives. download it here.
going to college is great
getting married is great
having children is great
but implying that there’s something wrong with people who don’t want to do those things and that they’ll never feel fulfilled in life if they never do those things is not great
THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
- finding someone aesthetically pleasing
- being sexually attracted to someone
- being romantically attracted to someone
if u know ur myers briggs personality type please check this out it is literally the coolest thing ever
THIS IS MY FAVORITE PICTURE EVER
seeing your notp: Why is everyone shipping them? all they did was look at each other.
seeing your otp: DID YOU SEE THAT???? THEY LOOKED AT EACH OTHER!!!! I HEAR WEDDING BELLS
» ❀ about me ❀
name: Ain’t comfortable doing that
birthday: August 15
single or taken: single
height: 5’5” i think so, anyway
eye color: brown
middle name: Sar’e
favorite color: *heavy breathing* pink
lucky number: 4 or 5 depending, but usually 4
hogwarts house: eeehhh, hufflepuff or ravenclaw
favorite television show: everything is my favorite until it’s out of sight. let’s just say Merlin
favorite season: idek
describe yourself in a few words: ”???” ”freakin’ weird”
future children’s names: If i have some, Michael, Mildred (Milly/Millie), and Percy. leave me alone to my old names
meaning of your name: practically the same as taylor, so one who makes clothes
ultimate otp: uhh, percico, then my ocs. idk, can’t stop it
what do you plan to/do for a living: i wanna write but y’all know about getting published. who knows, psychology?
starbucks order: hahaha i don’t go there
THIS OR THAT:
introvert or extrovert: introvert
dawn or dusk: dusk
righty or lefty: righty
coffee or tea: tea
rain or shine: shine all the way
reading or writing: crap. reading? eh